Pretty Little Dutch Girl Lyrics:
Version 9:
My boyfriend gave me an apple
My boyfriend gave me a pear
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips, and he threw me down the stairs
I gave him back his apple
I gave him back his pear
I gave him back kiss on the lips, and I threw him down the stairs
I threw him over London
I threw him over France
I threw him over the football pitch, and he lost his underpants
His underpants were yellow
His underpants were green
His underpants were black and white, and smelt like rotten cheese
Variation 10 (Austin, Texas 1960s) Given the actions that went with this, people assume this went through music halls.
I am a pretty little Dutch girl
As pretty as pretty can be
And all the boys around the block
Are crazy over me.
My boyfriend’s name is Harry.
He comes from Paris, France
With turned up toes and a pimple on his nose
And this is the way my story goes.
My boyfriend gave me apples,
My boyfriend gave me pears.
My boyfriend gave me fifty cents
And took me to the fair.
One day as I was walking
I heard my boyfriend talking
To a pretty little girl with a strawberry curl
and this is what he said to her:
I L-O-V-E, love you.
I K-I-S-S, kiss you.
I K-I-S-S, kiss you
On your F-A-C-E, face, face, face.
I gave him back his apples
I gave him back his pears
I gave him back his fifty cents
And threw him down the stairs.
I threw him over London.
I threw him over France.
I threw him over [substitute wherever here]
And he lost his underpants.
I have a little brother.
His name is Tiny Tim
I put him in the bathtub
To see if he could swim
He drank up all the water
He ate up all the soap
He tried to eat the bathtub
But it wouldn’t go down his throat
Oh, Suzy called the doctor,
Oh, Suzy called the nurse,
Oh, Suzy called the lady
With the alligator purse.
in walked the doctor,
In walked the nurse,
In walked the lady
With the alligator purse.
Out walked the doctor,
Out walked the nurse,
Out walked the lady
With the alligator purse.
My boyfriend’s name is Harry.
He comes from Paris, France
With turned up toes and a pimple on his nose
And this is the way my story goes.
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